can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I just blew my weed a kiss
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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