mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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