is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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