Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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