i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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