Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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