summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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