I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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