I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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