I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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