Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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