I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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