i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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