Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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