is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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