The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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