The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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