so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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