I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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