he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize