Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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