No stitches, just platelets and will power
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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