apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Come see our sink grown plant.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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