Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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