why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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