Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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