I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
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