So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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