problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
that's an acceptable place to lick
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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