I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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