He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
When are your genitals available?
Randomize
