Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Randomize
