I don't think brook has ever known best
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Randomize
