508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Randomize
