# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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