At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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