Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
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