I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Randomize
