do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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