Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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