I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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