do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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