Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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