Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
he just fucked me for my cheese.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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