Having a random hookup so left but love u
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize