I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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