My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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