I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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