In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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