Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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