omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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