Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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