the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
as a side note pls kill me
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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