i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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