Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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