No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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