she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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