The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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