Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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