Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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